Allow me to conduct an introduction. I'm Volt. I'm an electric chair. I'm charged up about wiring my memoir. It should be an electrifying read, with lots of shocking puns. Watt? You want serious? Resistance is futile, you say? It's either a revolting idea, or readers will get a charge out of it.
It's on the back burner. I'll light it up later. Besides, the plan has a short circuit in it, given that there's another story I want to write first. Maybe I should amp it up as a drabble. Ohm my goodness, that might be an electrifying exercise!